What breeding for a shiny Pokémon feels like, in case you were curious.
the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers
what about 1982
when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk
Been wanting to do a hexafusion for awhile in search for the perfect waifu
woah this is pretty cute.
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
if u ever see me unfollow u and then refollow u it was probably on accident bc I was stalking u on mobile