
Dianthus’ story quest is so funny
‘To help understand the human heart I have… opened a newspaper advice column’
“dont die” is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don’t die. going to Mars? don’t die. going to write an email? don’t die. driving to the gas station? don’t die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene